WestHamFirm

oldhammer1966 · Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:04 pm Chain Email for Men

>Chain Letter - Do NOT Break!
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>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
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>INSTRUCTIONS.
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>Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large case, (don't forget
>some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
>your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
>receive 823,542 women through the post.
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>Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
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>0.5 Miss Worlds
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>2.5 Models
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>463 Wild nymphos
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>3,234 Good-looking nymphos
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>20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
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>40,198 Bi-sexual women.
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>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
>tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
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>And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
>those that come back to you.
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>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
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>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
>her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
>expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
>been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
>with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
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>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
>already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
>exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
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>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
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>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No
>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only
>interest women), no obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law. And no unpleasant
>surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate... send this letter
>today to 9 of your best friends.
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>PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
>cleaner.... when it arrives, one of the women that also arrives will know
>how to use it.
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>PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
>prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
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Peter Parka · Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:07 pm

I think I'll be careful what I say here seeing my missus has been coming back on here recently! :lol:

MsAnnaRak · Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just as well I've hid our suitcase!! 8)